i miss going clubbing.
but... i can't seem to figure out what exactly the reason is that i miss it...

hmm i think i'll list my clubbin experiences and maybe YOU can tell me what the reason may be..

- creeper drilling a whole into me while i'm dancing & finally after 20 minutes he comes and asks if i want to dance. and i say "well... i really want a drink first" (my way of saying no.. cause what guy really is gonna buy a girl a drink just for a dance?.. well that's what i thought at least). he looks at me and goes, "you want me to buy you a drink just so i can dance with you?" me: yep!. him: "fuck that. you're expensive" me: "ok! bye!". i continue to dance. he continues to stand on the side and stare at me. and then 10 mins. later, he comes back and says, "hey, ok, let me buy you a drink" me: "no thanks! not in the mood to drink anymore". he storms off pissed. and then later when i'm leaving the club. i'm thinking that i'm holding my gf's hand b/c someone slipped their hand into mine and she was walking behind me. suddenly, i see my gf walk ahead of me & yet i'm still holding onto "HER" hand.. i look at my gf going past me. i look down at my hand. i look behind me. and it's the creeper, smiling at me. i literally screamed and booked it. hahahhaha

- creeper #2 comes out of nowhere and starts dancing behind me. i motion to my girls about whether he's cute or not. and they give me a thumbs down. so i try to move away, but he keeps thrusting his fuckin' pelvis into my ass. so i finally just stand there and not move. and he gets bored & pissed and walks away.

- i almost get thrown out of the club for smoking in the bathroom b/c i was drunk & couldn't find a patio and really wanted to smoke. so security opened the girl's bathroom door and saw me and kicked me out. he took me to the bouncer to tell him to not let me back in. and i sweet-talked the bouncer and he just said, "ok.. don't do it again" and the security guy was pissed that i got let off

- i got burned by a drunk girl who was smoking and couldn't steady herself and her hand was flying everywhere!

- the ratio of the club is usually 50:1 (females to males) haha

- i took a nap on a guy's shoulder and had no recollection to this until the morning after. and i slapped myself after remembering.

- had to use the guy's restroom cause a girl threw up in the girl's restroom. i cut in front of 20 guys in line and told the first guy to make sure to not let anyone in the restroom. i was too drunk & apparently forgot to lock the door b/c as i was pee-ing, i heard the door open and then a guy yell, "SHUT THE DOOR! A GIRL'S USING THE BATHROOM!" hahaha. again.. i was too drunk to even care.

- a guy who was a beer keg for halloween was dancing behind me. and a part of his costume was that he had a beer bottle hanging out where his "you know" is supposed to be. that dance lasted like 5 seconds before i moved to another spot.

yes... even with all these experiences.. clubbin is worth it to me b/c i just love dancing with music on full blast and lights dimmed. i could be by myself and i'll still have fun. :)